According to an April 29 report from Guyism.com, a blonde white girl recently made headlines for showing off her butt-shaking skills in a mostly hood booty-shaking contest.
Guyism jokingly asks in the article if she actually won this contest or if it was some sort of reverse affirmative action coming into play.
“As Guyism’s foremost expert on twerk videos, I’m a little disappointed by the effort put forward being a representation of a white person conquering the space once inhabited by black people,” Guyism founder Chris Spags said of the video. “The Elvis of Booty Shaking she ain’t.”
When it comes to booty-shaking, there is plenty of it in the sports world. It’s no longer taboo for women to express their love for the tight-fitting NFL pants worn by football players, and males have always loved the spankies worn by volleyball players across the globe.
In the pro ranks, Karina Smirnoff, a professional dancer married to MLB star Brad Penny, practically makes a living off her gorgeous assets.
In the NFL world, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders sell thousands of dollars in merchandise each year, from calendars that feature the girls’ fancy lady bumps.
When it comes to women’s MMA, there’s no denying that the ladies are a far cry from the lingerie football league. They have serious skill, and most of the fighters don’t try to play up the “sexy” angle.
However, several fighters have no problem shaking what their momma gave them when the time calls for it.
In honor of the fighters who don’t mind being girly at times, here’s a look back at the top ten most spankable booties in women’s MMA.
Spank Nicdali Rivera-Calanoc at your own risk.
“The Night Queen” has some serious skills inside the cage, so there’s a good chance she’ll spank back. She’s also married, so a spank attempt may earn you a massive beatdown from her hubby, former MMA fighter Travis Calanoc.
Rivera-Calanoc is set to return to the cage at Invicta FC 6, as she will be duking it out with former champ Jessica Penne.
Where o where has Michele Gutierrez been?
“Diablita” was slated to fight Felice Herrig at a recent Bellator MMA event, but she has seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth lately.
MMA fans are hoping Gutierrez and her lovely assets will be back in the cage sometime soon.
If you try to spank Ronda Rousey, chances are you’ll wind up without an arm. “Rowdy” is one of the most vicious armbar specialists on the planet, and she’s set to fight Cat Zingano later this year.
Miesha Tate was one of the first women’s MMA fighters to support the sexy, girly angle in media photoshoots, and her Fight! Magazine spread will forever live in the hearts and minds of combat sports fans across the globe.
Regardless of her opponent, Tate is still definitely too sexy for Sweden.
Rachel Wray, a former Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader, is a dangerous striker who also happens to have a cute tush.
Wray may have retired from cheerleading, but she can never retire from being a hottie.
Invicta FC strawweight champ Carla Esparza has a bodacious posterior that she doesn’t mind flaunting when the time is right.
Don’t be fooled though. This girl can bang with the best of them. Esparza, a world-class wrestler, is set to fight Ayaka Hamasaki at Invicta FC 6. Respect the singlet, but also respect the booty!
MMA fans seeking one of the most spankable booties on the planet should look no further than the adorable Rachael Cummins, a submission ace who fights out of California.
Don’t try to spank her unless you want to get KO’d by her boo, MMA veteran War Machine!
This photo of Gina Carano is proof that she sports one of the finest booties on the planet.
There’s no denying “Crush” not only warrants a good spanking, she absolutely mandates it.
Felice “Lil’ Bulldog” Herrig is one of the classiest women in women’s MMA, but she has no problem showing off her toned bum bum in promo ads and fight weigh-ins.
Michelle Waterson became a world champion by defeating Jessica Penne at Invicta FC 5, but no MMA fans will be able to forget about her humble beginnings as a bikini model.