Man and Chevrolets dangerously warm the Earth; Muslims hate us because Bush Republicans are racist, sexist cowboys who want to throw grannies over the cliff; all men are rapists; if a drop of BP oil hits the Gulf, life as we know it there will end; government shutdowns are the worst possible occurrence; government can best control one-sixth of the economy and the other 5/6ths as well for that matter; and have we got the perfect candidates to deal with all that: Meet Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and fellow Democrats to enact laws necessary to produce Utopia, or look the other way when illegal executive orders or memos must be the unconstitutional means to those ends.
And they think God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit are far-fetched? Geesh, but we digress.
Six years later the hangover is over as reality intrudes upon the Far Left Myths aka the mainstream positions of the modern day American Democratic Party, which IS your father’s Democratic Party BTW (The Left took over the party no later than 1972, think McGovern), but maybe not so much your grandfather’s (JFK was a conservative, Dems in Congress not so much).
It turns out that Wife of Bill’s re-sets with Russia don’t re-set Putin’s eyes away from the breadbasket of Ukraine. Apology tours to Cairo don’t transform Muslim ‘hoods to make brothers of anyone not all for Sharia aka females-as-chattel-slaves Law. Killing Bin Laden doesn’t devastate non-core Al Qaeda and surrendering surge-gains in Iraq doesn’t prevent safe havens for an Islamic State. Consulates with Hillary poised for 3am phone calls doesn’t make Libya a non-Wild, Wild West. Blaming America First is not an educated position.
It turns out that saying the Stimulus will create millions of shovel-ready jobs isn’t true, especially when the EPA keeps creating non-shovel lawyer jobs to protect the non-human jobs of snail darter pro-creators. Saying you can keep doctors and private health insurance plans you like doesn’t make Obamacare laws and executive orders make it so. Saying more are “insured”, when most have deductibles they haven’t the income to pay if they want food and shelter too, if they haven’t lost their job or been made part-time instead. Turns out that for too many people buying health “insurance” on the exchanges is just another way of paying taxes for government envy distributions.
Ah the dreams of youth, and those that never grew up while Democrats from LBJ to Clintons to Obama caused Baby Boomer hearts to flutter. It seems one can’t eat envy nor use it to pay the mortgage eh?
Meanwhile gun-free zones kill people, not guns, at Sandy Hook and other points west across the Fruited Plain.
But at least we know that all those White People and Southerners are racists and we thankfully have ObamaDem government to protect us from them! Oh, the same ones that made Oprah, Air Jordan, and Colin Powell American icons while those South Carolinians keep sending Tim Scott to the House and Senate?
Whew. But come on, the Democrats must be right about something….thinking and getting a little verklempt, so before we part as I contemplate, a question:
If the Norks nuke Sony, Seoul or Santa Monica, will President Obama and Susan Rice blame it on a video or Communists? Discuss.
“What our forefathers with so much difficulty secured, do not basely relinquish.” – William Bradford